'sup Bitches?

Thats right. I’m back.

I am so sorry for my absence of late. Many things have been occuring and to be brief, I will bullet point them.

  • No longer with James Murphy. He left for Uni and shagged some bint two weeks later.
  • I am pregnant. No judgement please, I was using contraception and did not expect to find out I’m going to be a mother in 6 months.
  • I have moved home to live with the parents which is FANTASTIC because there is nothing quite like a home cooked meal, open log fire and hugs. Not that my family home is anything like the above. ^ Well maybe the log fire bit.

So thats the nub and gist of it all. If I remember anything else, I’ll inform.

Dais.

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Anonymous said: Where have you been? You've not posted for ages :-)

I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

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Snatch.

Snatch.

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The feeling of devastation when you lose a follower..
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I forgot to say..

HAPPY BANK HOLIDAY BITCHES!

D.

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The Charlatans - The Only One I Know

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Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time?

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The Smiths - This Charming Man

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Oh hey Gang…

I feel like I’ve been neglecting my blog this week - which I have.

So here is a big ol’ update right straight from my sofa here in Cheltenham.

Kristina came back from Greece (finally) and bought me a bottle of something called ‘Ouzo’. I will tell you now; that stuff is lethal. But Kristina neglected to tell me that. It was a teeny tiny bottle of the stuff, no more than a can of Pepsi worth. So I had about half/three quarters of the bottle (you have to drink it straight) and within twenty minutes I was absolutely blindo. No joke, I was all over the place. Thankfully, James was here incase I’d choked on my own vomit but I didn’t. Don’t think he appreciated me singing to him at 3am in the morning though. Especially as I was making up the lyrics.

I have an interview on Wednesday which is fab, its for a trainee something-or-other, can’t remember it off the top of my head. But hopefully this will lead to a new job because I’m entering my fourth week of being unemployed and I’m starting to get worried that no offers are coming in.

I have a boyfriend. Thats right, the bitter and twisted heart of Ms Daisy Kirkwood has been thawed a little by James Murphy. He’s lovely, but he’s leaving for Uni in Wales in three weeks. So that sucks quite a lot.

I have just spent three hours cleaning the apartment. Its sparkly clean right now which is fab.

OH and my darling mother cut three inches off of my hair the other day. I did point out to her that the pre-agreed trim wasn’t exactly supposed to be quite this short but she’s had a vendetta against my hair for the last three weeks so I should have seen it coming.

Anyway, I’m going to upload some music onto here for you guys. All quite old stuff but a classic is good once in a while..

D.

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Listening to the rain

and thinking about how life has suddenly got so much better.

D.

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